BACKSTORY-I made my two Sims have four children-Hitler, Satan, God, and Jesus. Shortly after, both parents got abducted my aliens. Jesus was being held by his father at the time, so Jesus was abducted as well. The other three babies were taken by the social worker.
Some day, a poor Sim is going to adopt a baby, and the baby will arrive at the house, and the baby’s name will be Hitler.
UPDATE-Five more babies are the result of the alien abduction. There is now Shrek, Billybob, Potato, Shrek Jr, and Spongebob. Jesus is the only human baby, and, guessing from his thoughts, he dislikes his alien siblings.
UPDATE: Because I want these babies to survive into adulthood for mating purposes, I have spawned about twenty generic adult Sims. These Sims have one purpose in life: To help the babies survive into adulthood. I predict that many of the adults shall die, as the house I created is a glorified death trap.
UPDATE: Four adults have already died in a house fire caused by a toaster pastry that was left in the oven. I am starting to loose faith in the children surviving infancy at this rate, but I shall still continue in my goal.
UPDATE: The house has been on fire for about two Sim days now. Instead of putting it out, the adults just keep dancing around it. A few have started crying because they have to urinate. The babies are all laying throughout the house.
UPDATE: The fire is glitching, so it won’t go away now. However, the Sims have started ignoring it. In order to make this more entertaining for me, I have made all of the adults hate each other. There has been nearly constant fighting and crying since then.
In order to try and electrocute a Sim, I have places several broken TVs around the house, and put puddles of water by them. No body has been electrocuted so far.
The babies are doing fine, thanks to cheats.
UPDATE: I am done playing for now. Before I left, the house was on fire again and three Sims were stuck in the pool.
This is the greatest post I have ever seen.
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
when peter pan gets angry does that mean he’s
if he’s startled does he
does he get peter pangry or peter panic when things don’t go according to
My favourite moment in the series.
#it’s just so awesome to see a young woman surrounded by men who are earnestly interested in her opinion #esp. on *ships* #do you know how often i see women get shut down when they try to join in discussions on cars #but they’re all like #”nah this girl knows her shit” #”let’s talk to her about it” #i mean they SHUT DOWN A GUY ASKING HER TO DANCE BECAUSE SHE’S *TALKING* (via dropkicks)
Is no one going to mention that she is doing all this mechanic speak wearing a frilly pink ball gown? I mean could you slap gender roles any harder in the face?
Such a wonderful concept! Girls can wear pink frilly dresses and be smart! This is why I love Joss Whedon and his amazing writing.
"Oh I hope you had nice dreams."
This is why my mom stopped letting me in the kitchen
"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."
- Walt Disney
is that benedict cumberbatch
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN
The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real
this is the most precious beautiful picture ever i cannot right now
for a second I thought they were cosplaying and I said “wow they look really similar to the guys in the movie
"They looked like real cops to me…"
"They weren’t real cops."
#can i just say how much i appreciate Pixar for not making the witch an evil person? #she’s a witch. she’s not evil. #they actually showed a pretty accurate representation of how witches truly are not terrible people and it’s just their lifestyle. #i really really really loved that fact
Also, anyone notice the Pizza Planet truck in the second gif?
I KNEW IT WAS THE PIZZA PLANET TRUCK
Also, I really really love how this movie has no villain, at all. Because Mor’du was a victim too, victim of his own pride, just like Merida. And ugh, I love Pixar so much.
PIXAR: MAKING REFERENCES OF THEIR OWN LAST MOVIES SINCE 5EVER. AND STILL SURPRISING THE ENTIRE POPULATION
AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers
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